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Today's quotes were submitted by Tim

Today I have a bunch of great quotes from the brilliant comedian Steven Wright

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.


Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.


Half the people you know are below average.


99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.


A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


This whole week we're sharing great quotes from the very funny comedian Steven Wright!

YOU CAN WEAR YOUR PATRIOTISM ON YOUR SLEEVE! We love this so much! John actually has pair #1!

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